*NCHANT's one and only

Oh I love games!

A is for age: 26
B is for beer of choice: Labatt Blue
C is for career right now: Oh, uh, I sing and dance.
D is for your dog's name(s): Mumpwump! He's named after my former school.
E is for essential item you use everyday: Uh... water?
F is for favorite TV show: I don't really have time for this television thing. But I like the show with that girl and there's the mob...
G is for favorite game to watch: now it's Quidditch!!
H is for hometown: Seaton Village, Toronto
I is for instruments you play: I can do piano, kinda
J is for favorite juice: CranApple!
K is for whose butt you'd like to be kicking: Why would I want to do that?
L is for last place you ate at: This morning I ate dry cereal in my kitchen!
M is for marriage: Oh, not now. My Mom would totally have a fit.
N is for your name: Dustin Carter
O is for overnight hospital stay: I've had a couple, but I don't remember them much...
P is for people you were with today: I just woke up, so, uh, Mumpwump.
Q is for your best quality: Dude, it's my voice. And dancing. I'm a kick ass dancer.
R is for what are you currently reading: I'm answering fanmail, does that count?
S is for relationship status: Single. Dude.
T is for time you woke up today: Uh, about quarter to 1?
U is for the type of underwear you have on: Just my boxers dude. But they're red with chili peppers on them.
V is for vegetable you love: Um. Celery? With cream cheese! OH! Or peanut butter.
W is for worst habits: Rain says it's drinking.
X is for something extra about you: I have traveled to every major Wizarding city in Europe, North America, and Asia.
Y is for your fave candy: Dude. It's those lollipops that change the color of your hair. I found them in Japan and they were so sweet but I haven't seen them again so if you find them PLEASE get me some and I'll totally repay you.
Z is for zodiac sign: Uh... Capricorn? Yeah, Capricorn.

So I've totally been learning to play Quidditch, and, it's CRAZY! I mean, dude! That is some seriously heavy sport, if you know what I mean. It would be, like, crazy awesome to use some of those moves I was learning in concert - you know? So I owled my manager about it and he's totally considering it. I've even started work on a new song which is kinda about it, but not really, but more metaphorical. It's deep dude.

( Warded to self )

Hexed Against She Walks Like A Bearded Rainbow Jenkins
Uh, okay, so my PA Rain apparently has a birthday on Friday and I totally didn't know.

BUT

She said she wasn't doing anything for it, which is lame since it's a BIRTHDAY. So I'm going to throw her a party. A totally rocking party. Free food, free booze, free gillyweed uh legal entertainment.

Who Me dude, Dustin Carter. For Rain Jenkins though
Where The Chelsemore Flat 3B.
When Friday, around 9pm
What Totally sweet birthday party

Bring presents, obviously. Uh, I've seen her doodling so she might like art, I guess. NOTHING by Savage Oyster, as her parents are like dead and that would be way heavy and cruel on a birthday.

So come dudes! More the merrier. She totally needs some friends.

Dude. So, I got this letter from someone named "Ministry," which is like one of the strangest named fans I've ever had... but that's totally off point. She asked me to write, so I tried to send her back an autograph but my owl keeps returning. Why would people write to me, ask me to write back, and then not accept an autograph?

Private to Rain: Raincloude!! Can you find a way to send passionate juicy red flowers and a nightie to Ministry? Also, any updates on that one girl?

Also! Chocolate.

So, like, everyone here's been totally cool and it's been awesome to live in London. The thing is everyone keeps going on and on and ON about Quidditch, right? Well! I've decided to learn! I went out and got this broomstick.... I'm not sure if it's any good but it was in the window of the store that sold all these broomsticks and the dude behind the counter totally blinked at me a ton when I pointed and said "That one, dude, whatever it is." Do you think that's a good one?

Anyways! So anyone who wants to teach me.. let's party.

Hello! My name is Dustin and I just moved in to this apertmant appartmint flat. That's what British people call them, right? Flats? That's kinda silly. They aren't flat. More like a recktin recktangal long square. Will you hold on for one moment?

There! I'm back! I'm sorry for the wait, I had to find this other quill because my first wasn't right and it was getting ink all over the page. But now we're just right! What were we talking about again...

Rectangles! Yes! Why do they call these buildings 'Flats' and not 'Rectangles'? It seems like a better name. Oh well. I will try to fit in and be British and call them 'Flats' even though I don't really understand.

So who lives here? I want to know my neighbors. My name is Dustin Carter. I'm a Capricorn. I'm from Canada. I have a dog and his name is Mumpwump and he's way old by now. I heard dogs are like, 7 years more a year than humans, so it's totally old.

And you are?